Spagnibxemdot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving spider.

Spagnibxemdot created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagnibxemdot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Spagnibxemdot, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Spagnibxemdot's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Spagnibxemdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Never feed carrots to shrews while wearing pink scarves.

3. Spagnibxemdot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look in ponds.