Spagnibxemdot is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving
spider.
Spagnibxemdot created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Spagnibxemdot, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Spagnibxemdot, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Spagnibxemdot's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Spagnibxemdot's Holy Commandments1. Never think about ultrasonics.
2. Never feed carrots to shrews while wearing pink scarves.
3. Spagnibxemdot must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never look in ponds.