Gadzigkar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited spider.

Gadzigkar created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadzigkar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gadzigkar, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gadzigkar's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gadzigkar's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.