Bunveenpod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, compassionate donkey.

Bunveenpod created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunveenpod, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunveenpod, she will turn you into a tree.

Bunveenpod's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bunveenpod's Holy Commandments

1. Bunveenpod loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never run near porpoises.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near rats while wearing black hats.

5. Never play with disobedient children.