Pithugnan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous fox.

Pithugnan created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pithugnan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pithugnan, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pithugnan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pithugnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Worship no other gods but Pithugnan.

4. Never think about dark matter near pigs while wearing mauve shorts and balancing seven silver spheres on your feet.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.