Febhabben is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, vain mink.

Febhabben created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Febhabben, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Febhabben, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Febhabben's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Febhabben's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never paint your feet brown.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.