Vabarnvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful wasp.

Vabarnvonk created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vabarnvonk, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vabarnvonk, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Vabarnvonk's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vabarnvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Run away if three swans approach from the south.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.