Zagcun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing hare.

Zagcun created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Zagcun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zagcun, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zagcun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Zagcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Zagcun loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Zagcun must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not take Zagcun's name in vain.