Homnurlmil is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, caring eagle.

Homnurlmil created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homnurlmil, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Homnurlmil, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Homnurlmil's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Homnurlmil's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Worship no other gods but Homnurlmil.