Gedhimkar is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, omniscient grasshopper.

Gedhimkar created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedhimkar, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedhimkar, she will not care.

Gedhimkar's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gedhimkar's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gedhimkar.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.