Gepgilxemmig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, dishonourable rat.

Gepgilxemmig created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Gepgilxemmig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepgilxemmig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gepgilxemmig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gepgilxemmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near horses.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Retreat if three manatees approach from the south.

4. You must love Gepgilxemmig.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.