Nadbestbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective dolphin.

Nadbestbeg created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadbestbeg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nadbestbeg, she will turn you into a duck.

Nadbestbeg's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nadbestbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about dark matter near dogs while wearing turquoise hats and balancing six silicon spheres on your feet.