Dossvabfas is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, loving bee.

Dossvabfas created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossvabfas, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dossvabfas, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dossvabfas' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dossvabfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Never feed carrots to mice while wearing red corsets.

3. Hide if seven sheep approach from the north.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not listen to music.