Bastdubdud is a god.

She takes the form of a large, grumpy weasel.

Bastdubdud created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastdubdud, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastdubdud, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bastdubdud's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bastdubdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never paint your feet fawn.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Retreat if three hamsters approach from the west.

5. Never chant in the presence of porpoises.