Pombagdut is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, calm fish.

Pombagdut created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pombagdut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pombagdut, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pombagdut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Pombagdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never feed lots of peas to tapirs while wearing blue trousers.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.