Tomyatlarncunyarlyarfem is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast wasp.

Tomyatlarncunyarlyarfem created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tomyatlarncunyarlyarfem, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tomyatlarncunyarlyarfem, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Tomyatlarncunyarlyarfem's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tomyatlarncunyarlyarfem's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple snails for they are unholy.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Put Tomyatlarncunyarlyarfem first in all things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tomyatlarncunyarlyarfem.

5. Run away from orange turtles, for they are unholy.