Yarkimfum is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, dishonest ferret.

Yarkimfum created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarkimfum, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarkimfum, she will come to you in dreams.

Yarkimfum's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Yarkimfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat frogs with great respect.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not keep seven aardvarks in a large pit.