Zimyambum is a god.

It takes the form of a small, clever dragonfly.

Zimyambum created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zimyambum, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zimyambum, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zimyambum's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Zimyambum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Do not take Zimyambum's name in vain.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Do not cook food in pots.