Bafvanvag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able capybara.

Bafvanvag created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafvanvag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bafvanvag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bafvanvag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bafvanvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Do not drink alcohol.