Minboncuss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil porpoise.

Minboncuss created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minboncuss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Minboncuss, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Minboncuss' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Minboncuss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Minboncuss.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never play with disobedient children.