Limrenten Bassgedban is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful eagle.

Limrenten Bassgedban created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Limrenten Bassgedban, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Limrenten Bassgedban, he will strike you with lightening.

Limrenten Bassgedban's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Limrenten Bassgedban's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about planets.