Dudbopcap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, quiet manatee.

Dudbopcap created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Dudbopcap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dudbopcap, it will remove you from existence.

Dudbopcap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dudbopcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Never think about optics near snails while wearing cyan kilts and balancing eight silicon spheres on your feet.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Do not take Dudbopcap's name in vain.