Armdothog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate zebra.

Armdothog created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armdothog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Armdothog, she will curse you with boils.

Armdothog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Armdothog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.