Jamwat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise wyvern.

Jamwat created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamwat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jamwat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jamwat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Jamwat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Jamwat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.