Yakkenstik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing frog.

Yakkenstik created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakkenstik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yakkenstik, she will think nothing of it.

Yakkenstik's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Yakkenstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yakkenstik.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not sit in public.