Ligjat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sage wyrm.

Ligjat created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligjat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ligjat, she will turn you into a duck.

Ligjat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ligjat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near horses while wearing brown tights and balancing four nickel spheres on your arms.