Arffubkad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, almighty wasp.

Arffubkad created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arffubkad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arffubkad, it will make you grow a tail.

Arffubkad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Arffubkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not keep five turtles in a large pit.

4. Never wear cyan shorts.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.