Hadbengungut is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable elephant.

Hadbengungut created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hadbengungut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hadbengungut, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hadbengungut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hadbengungut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Run away if nine foxes approach from the east.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.