Dancubmob is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy owl.

Dancubmob created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dancubmob, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dancubmob, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dancubmob's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dancubmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near porpoises.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dancubmob in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Always help aardvarks.

5. Never chant in holy places.