Labwadhim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful hydra.

Labwadhim created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Labwadhim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Labwadhim, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Labwadhim's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Labwadhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Labwadhim.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not sit in public.