Bognillril Botkemflisflanpidnullxenhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable hummingbird.

Bognillril Botkemflisflanpidnullxenhiv created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognillril Botkemflisflanpidnullxenhiv, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bognillril Botkemflisflanpidnullxenhiv, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bognillril Botkemflisflanpidnullxenhiv's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bognillril Botkemflisflanpidnullxenhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never run in holy places.