Bapgandap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, able goblin.

Bapgandap created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapgandap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bapgandap, he will destroy your home planet.

Bapgandap's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bapgandap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never go into white rooms.