Benrotmab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident badger.

Benrotmab created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Benrotmab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Benrotmab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Benrotmab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Benrotmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Hide from red goats for they are unholy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.