Zedvolnib Fatlapsis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast crow.

Zedvolnib Fatlapsis created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedvolnib Fatlapsis, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zedvolnib Fatlapsis, she will be mildly annoyed.

Zedvolnib Fatlapsis' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Zedvolnib Fatlapsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not covet oxen.