Yatt Fubvonlim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, pitiless gorilla.

Yatt Fubvonlim created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatt Fubvonlim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yatt Fubvonlim, she will turn you into a mole.

Yatt Fubvonlim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yatt Fubvonlim's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Run away from pink porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.