Hatdubcim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome goat.

Hatdubcim created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatdubcim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hatdubcim, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hatdubcim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hatdubcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Always help dogs in need.

5. You must love Hatdubcim.