Hensterkim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong wombat.

Hensterkim created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hensterkim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hensterkim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hensterkim's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hensterkim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never skip near porpoises.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.