Gumstipkom Cingovsag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, blissful walrus.

Gumstipkom Cingovsag created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumstipkom Cingovsag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gumstipkom Cingovsag, it will strike you with lightening.

Gumstipkom Cingovsag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gumstipkom Cingovsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Retreat if five dogs approach from the north.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.