Wabtettibogcubsawsadcitfom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil porpoise.

Wabtettibogcubsawsadcitfom created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabtettibogcubsawsadcitfom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wabtettibogcubsawsadcitfom, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wabtettibogcubsawsadcitfom's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Wabtettibogcubsawsadcitfom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Feed all hungry horses.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.