Vonkxenrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust squirrel.

Vonkxenrutt created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkxenrutt, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vonkxenrutt, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vonkxenrutt's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vonkxenrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not keep seven horses in a large pit.

5. Never pour water over plants.