Tinmipwee is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident dingo.

Tinmipwee created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinmipwee, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tinmipwee, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tinmipwee's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tinmipwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help mice.