Govgesslad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented donkey.

Govgesslad created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govgesslad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Govgesslad, it will strike you with lightening.

Govgesslad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Govgesslad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help geese.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Do not wear green clothing.