Jopbimtagart is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful crane.

Jopbimtagart created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jopbimtagart, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jopbimtagart, he will turn you into a rock.

Jopbimtagart's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Jopbimtagart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not jump in public.