Janwigkippod is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, fussy swallow.

Janwigkippod created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janwigkippod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Janwigkippod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Janwigkippod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Janwigkippod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.