Bepbagvad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, amazing scorpion.

Bepbagvad created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepbagvad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bepbagvad, it will turn you into a mole.

Bepbagvad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bepbagvad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bepbagvad.

2. Never sprint near otters.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.