Veencisshas is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive dingo.

Veencisshas created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veencisshas, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Veencisshas, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Veencisshas' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Veencisshas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.