Farsafgat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent elephant.

Farsafgat created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Farsafgat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Farsafgat, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Farsafgat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Farsafgat's Holy Commandments

1. Farsafgat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Farsafgat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.