Ditflabhug is a god.

She takes the form of a small, conceited tortoise.

Ditflabhug created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditflabhug, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ditflabhug, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ditflabhug's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Ditflabhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must love Ditflabhug.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.
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