Megjanlin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, grumpy wren.

Megjanlin created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megjanlin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Megjanlin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Megjanlin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Megjanlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near frogs while wearing magenta skirts and balancing six carbon spheres on your head.

3. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Megjanlin on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed lots of bananas to swans while wearing fawn rings.
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