Tadbagget Fasvilhak Kikdudpib is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, cheerful meerkat.

Tadbagget Fasvilhak Kikdudpib created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadbagget Fasvilhak Kikdudpib, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tadbagget Fasvilhak Kikdudpib, it will strike you with lightening.

Tadbagget Fasvilhak Kikdudpib's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tadbagget Fasvilhak Kikdudpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near turtles while wearing purple boots and balancing three aluminium spheres on your head.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tadbagget Fasvilhak Kikdudpib.