Wanfadzig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud dragonfly.

Wanfadzig created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wanfadzig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wanfadzig, he will destroy your home planet.

Wanfadzig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wanfadzig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look in ponds.